Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Blogger's Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been blogging,
and I had to answer yes.

He told me to get off my fanny
and tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
the smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my good work
I didn't mean to "click."

But click, I did, and oops - I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into it -
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse.
It is very , very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.


Julie said...

Fabulous poem--did you write this? I've been feeling this way a lot lately--my house is a mess...Christmas decorations sit on the floor in their boxes, and my posterior is numb! Oh, well! I love this beautiful bloggy world!

Hope you're having a lovely December day!

Rebecca said...

Did you write this? This is hysterical. If I'm on the computer tooo much my hubbs (um, that would be my Mr. AGPMan) definitely has SOMETHING to say.

See...you just thought he was ONLY wonderful.

Want to know what I say to him?

I mimic my 2 year old niece and say this:

"Ep me Teve! (That would be HELP ME, STEVE!) EP ME!!!!!"


Rebecca PS: Yep, do share LOTS of my graphics. Not all of them, but many. The ones I have to pay BIG BUCKS FOR or that are really rare I HOARD for a white and then share those later on! LMK what you want! K?

Anonymous said...

That poem is adorable!! My Hubby & I just got a great chuckle out of it!! Thanks....
Season's Greetings!

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh that is too funny. I do my computing almost on a schedule. If it's not work related I generally sit 3 times a day for a bit to answer blogs. Some days i'm all over the place. Other days, not so much. Love the poem!! Hugs. Tammy. Stop by for a chance to win a stocking giveaway. If not your taste, give it as a gift!

stefanie said...

that is SOOOOOOOO true..lol

Rebecca said...

Don't forget....email me with the graphic you want and I'll send it to your email address!


Piney Rose said...

Hey guys, I didn't write the poem, but I could have..tee hee.... I actually got it in an email this morning and I felt all of us could relate!

Valerie@travelingthrough2 said...

Oh that poem is too funny! Why clean when you can blog?!

June said...

Did you write this darling poem? If you did you wrote it with me in mind huh?

Queenie said...

This is the cutest poem...I really love it! So true too...hard to break away from the computer sometimes! LOL!
Hope you have a wonderful day...so glad to see you came by and saw my Christmas tree...
Big Hugs,

Kathleen said...

Melissa, I just love the poem, and will be passing it along. I love the photos of you and your family. What a handsome bunch you are! Your kids are just beautiful. I am technically challenged. I just muddle about and hope I don't click on the wrong thing. But, I learn as I go. We had a foot of snow here in northern Maine today...feeling very much like Christmas! Hugs, Kathleen

Bunny Rose Cottage said...

Oh my gosh!!!!! I LOVE this!!!!! That is so me, lol! I spend way too much time blogging! I LOVE the graphic too!! That is so cute!! Thank you so much for stopping by :)

Twyla and Lindsey said...

Oh, I Love it! This is So Me! I am lucky that my husband doesn't care how much time I spend on the computer. Have a great day! Twyla

The Victorian Parlor said...

This is too funny!!!